nicotinehearts: omigawdmatt: racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
pythons: Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked blue eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinner’s on the stove...